Remember when Mark and I went to Cali in November and stayed on The Queen Mary, and I told you how I’d stayed on it when I was a kid?
Well when I was organizing all our boxes of memorabilia, I came across these absolute GEMS and I present them to you as a GIFT on this #tbt .
Pic 1: Me at the tender age of about 11? I was already in a c-cup and was already self-conscious of them, when I really should have focused that energy on those tiny shorts. Please note my brother was wearing knee socks because our parents are emotionally abusive.
Pic 2: At the helm of the ship. This was before our parents had left us alone in the hotel room while they went out for dinner and drinks. 🙄
Pic 3: The entrance to the ship’s hotel. There was lots of orange in the world because Early 80’s.
Pic 4: I never knew my dad was a porn star, but the mustache says otherwise. I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WORKED FOR THE PLANNING COMMISSION!? Pics 5-7 are from our trip a few months ago - 8 minutes ago