Obviously working from home, I’ve been drinking coffee by the gallons. Till now, I’ve stopped short of filling the bathtub and sitting beside it with a straw, but who can say what the future holds.
This afternoon, I had a nearly full glass at my desk and as I reached back from t-rex typing something, I managed to knock it completely over.
There I was, surrounded by the only things in my house worth any actual money that aren’t even mine: laptop, iPad, keyboard, monitor, etc. (Sorry Fruitful!) I froze like a squirrel in the street, but I looked and discovered the only thing sopping wet was me. I was sitting in a small Nebraska lake. Brown murky water and all.
Thanks to my own dumb hand the ill-fated mason jar cascaded gracefully into my lap and generously emptied itself on only my pants and blessedly black office chair.
CRISIS AVERTED: no electronics were harmed in the making of this post.
Bosses, if you’re reading this, tomorrow I promise to play it safe and just fill the tub with coffee. ✌🏻 #90daysofgratitude - 57 minutes ago