"Wow, Sharks! I love what you've done with the place!"
**Zeph?!? Um, what are you doing up here?? This is my private fort.**
"Well, if I had waited for an invitation from you I'd NEVER be up here, would I?"
**That's because it's my private fort. That means no visitors. Sharky needs his space.**
"Don't refer to yourself in the third person, Sharks. It makes you sound like a dick. Besides, 'no visitors' doesn't mean me, anyway. I mean, it's ME! Zephie K, your Tiger Girl! Your SOULMATE!! We're ride-or-die, right? Um......right?!"
**I'd like you to leave now, please.**
"Oh. Ah...... Ok. My bad, yo. I thought we were tight like that...... but I guess not. I'll let you have your space. See ya round the apartment."
**You're forgetting something.**
"Yeah, Sharky? What's that??"
**How unbelievably gullible you are.**
"Wait--you were joking, you turd?!? So you're not kicking me out?!"
**Of course not, dum-dum!! I do kinda need some more alone time to brood and be Panthery, now that I'm a year and a half old. But I'll never be far from you Zephie. You know that. So, from up here we can see a lot more stuff in the house to break..... you good to go, Tiger Girl?**
"Five by five, Panther Boy!"
**Then let's fuck some shit up.**
[In unison:] *"TERROR TWIN POWERS--ACTIVATE!!!!"*
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