Day 10 Great stocking filler
Every year, in a tradition dating back decades, Queen Beyonsay of Finland travels to Trafalgar square in London to read Dickens memes and sing carols to homeless people and pigeons. Being a Celebrity Vegan she will never wear shoes made from bacon, and her make up is only tested on humans and woodlice. She is the very essence of Christmas, often smelling of pine needles and cinnamon. Robins often take time to nest in her long silky hair, and it is widely known, and cheered, that her hair is spun by Vietnamese elves. Queen Beyonsay can often be seen strolling through Knightsbride with her Snoop Doggy Poodle safely tucked in a clutch bag made by Quorn of Paris, and she will always stop to chat to passers by and stroke the faces of people on benefits. She was also once in a girl band called Child of Destiny with Theresa May and Helen Mirren, but decided to be better than them and pursue a career with just herself on her own. She does not eat anything that she cannot put a ring on, and often surfs big waves dressed as Elton John to make Simon Cowell laugh. Babyman Jesus liked music, especially at Christmas, but because he did not have Spotify he got angry and slowed down the whole internet by pouring honey in all the servers. This made bees and vegans even more angry. Very soon we will not have any bees left because they have decided not to do bee work anymore, in the future we will pay people in Bangladesh to pollinate flowers. .
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